I got the idea to post about the crazy ways people find my blog via Word Nerd Speaks. This is my first installment, aside from the time I laughed about geese and Tim Geithner, of what I imagine will be a more frequent occurrence of the people who find my blog through strange and sometimes hilarious Google searches. The following are some of the #youfoundmehow searches from this month:
1) Chopped episodes and cheeze its
I get that one. But it makes me wonder if I too misspelled cheeze its somewhere on the blog, which are clearly spelled cheez-its. C’mon, get it together.
2) grocery shopping with crazy kids
Indeed.
3) laundry sorter, 4 bag, rod
I’m concerned this person might be premeditating something bad, but otherwise, I get this one too.
4) lone ranger merita bread loaf labels
Huh?
5) “why I love public health”
Amen.
6) putting her to bed
Do it. Early and often.
7) ammoniated boneless lean beef trimmings + mcdonald’s uk
Sadly, yes. This would be because of the pink slime post.
8) methuselan meaning
It means a person who is older than dirt. No, not me. Glad I could be of service.
9) nerdy pie
Mmmmmmm, pie.
10) “frugal”…in a million different sentence constructions.
Apparently I served a niche. But what of my extensive knowledge on bathing a cat? Doesn’t anyone want to do that?
I’ve enjoyed daily blogging, but I occasionally find myself (I accidentally first wrote “finds meself,” proving the possibility that I have pirate-blood in me) blogging about blogging, which leaves me feeling that I will never be taken seriously by any human being ever again in my life. I promise I have more intelligent commentary to make. Check back soon.
Peace out,
~J
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