Wednesday, November 09, 2011
Vivisms, vol 30
Vivi: What did Daddy say on the phone to you?
Me: He wants me to tell you he misses you.
Vivi: Oh. I misses him too.
Oh, the irony of cows in costume...
Vivi: Why is that cow wearing that?
Nate: It's ironic.
Vivi: No it's not. It's a handkerchief.
Remind me, who's making the rules around here?
Vivi: Mommy, I want a chipmunk with a stick to go on your cake.
Me: Haha, I have no idea what that means, but I think I'll get cookies instead of cake, okay?
Vivi: NO! (look of exasperation) I told you that you are going to have a cake, Mommy.
Vivi: It's bright outside today! I can't believe my eyes!
And so it begins...
Vivi: Are we there yet? Are we there yet? [times a million]
Me: Quiet please, so I can follow these directions.
[A few minutes go by, then I notice her quietly amusing herself]
Vivi: Pee pee on your shoes. Hee hee hee. Pee pee on your pants. Hee hee hee. Pee pee on your face. HA!