Wednesday, August 24, 2011

Vivisms, vol 24

Picking her up at camp...
Vivi: Mommy, I had fun and didn't miss you.

Vivi: This one is not the same as this one.
Me: Oh?
Vivi: I'm not talking to you, Mommy, I'm talking to myself.

Vivi: I don't like bulls. They're too horny. (get it? horn-y?)

Me: Come here please so I can put this spray on you.
Vivi: But Mommy, I don't need to wear any bug scream! (I am going to Proctor & Gamble with this new title, which is clearly superior to "insect spray").

Me: Please eat your oatmeal. I'm eating mine too.
Vivi: And I'm eating mine three!


Katherine said...

Ha! The 'bull' comment is my favorite!

Caroline & David said...

Yesssss! This was a particularly good collection!


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