Wednesday, August 10, 2011
Vivisms, vol 22
Establishing priorities while hiking in the woods...
Vivi: Be very quiet, Mommy.
Me: Are we looking for animals?
Vivi: No, we're looking for diamonds.
Still hiking in the woods...
Vivi: Why isn't there any water in the creek?
Me: Sometimes when it hasn't rained very much and it's hot, the creek dries up. Also, the animals drink out of it.
Vivi: I think the animals pulled out the plug, and the water went down the drain.
Me: Please eat your oatmeal.
Vivi: But I'm relaxing!
Every time I listen to this album! I think it might be a set-up...
Vivi: Who is this?
Me: It's "Vampire Weekend."
Vivi (serious face): Oh, well if it's the weekend, then I can watch a movie.
Vivi: Mommy, can you turn Charlie's nose off? She's gots too many boogies.
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