Vivi: These are my nipples, right Mommy?
Me: Yep, you're right.
Vivi: They are my favorite parts.
Just for the record...
Vivi: We are making pretty play-doh. It looks like a long poop! But we don't eat it.
Now that I have started making steel-cut oatmeal, Vivi refuses to eat the instant stuff I make when I'm in a hurry.
Vivi: I don't like it.
Me (tasting some): See Vivi, it's yummy!
Vivi: You eat it then.